On the building and placing in situ of a new bird table
Him ‘Is it level?’
Me ‘It’s leaning slightly’
Him (after adjusting) ‘How’s, that?’
Me ‘No, up a bit, on the left side’
Him (after more adjusting) ‘That better?’
Me ‘No, it’s still not level’
Him ‘I’ll fetch a spirit level’
Me ‘OK’
Him ‘The spirit level says it’s level’
Me ‘And I say it’s not’
Him ‘Well, it is level’
Me ‘Not from here, it isn’t’
Him ‘It is level, it says it’s level’
Much later, as he gazes from the conservatory window
‘That bird table isn’t level, is it?
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Moral of the day: Don’t have a navy blue carpet fitted if you have a cat that has more than a whisker of white fur – you know it makes sense.
You are not wrong about that navy carpet issue. I am sure my cat sheds his whole coat each and every day!!! LOL
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